The BBC "Real World" Reality Series...

[Cinema Boxers]

We had a GREAT idea on another thread!

Can you see 12 of us from the BBC living in a house together for 3 months? LMAO, that would be hilarious. Of course we'd have to throw in the "fun" ones like Rose and Eagle. Hmm lets see....

Deep
DC
CB
SRT
PD
Lor
Rose
BBE
CK
NR
Canine
STL

Wouldn't that be a hoot!!!

This is our new thread!
Everyone join in and write your own "segment" of how our Reality show would go! HOW FUN. Feel free to add in, or replace the listed members for more fun hi-jinks!

ENJOY!!!


THE SEASON BEGINS.....

[Cinema Boxers]

Season one opens with clips of BE4U getting b*t*h slapped by entire remainder of cast... Indi throws a muffmucker at Canine, who ducks while it hits DC - PD grabs it and runs off.
SRT is shown hanging rose off the balcony by her skivvies.... NR stands below shaking his head, "Those wacky gals!". Music plays during entire opening... Sir Mix Alot's "Baby Got Back".

Camera fades off to a Summers Eve Commercial.

[Lorraine]

We need to add Jo Jo to the House!!

[doxiechick]

OH MAN this could be a craptastically funny thread! I"ll have to think of some stuff to add. LMAO

[Cinema Boxers]

doxiechick said:

craptastically funny

Oh, I so need to change your tagline to "Craptastic"

[doxiechick]

HA HA no i like the tagline you already have on there!

[deepcreek]

admin said:

Season one opens with clips of BE4U getting b*t*h slapped by entire remainder of cast... Indi throws a muffmucker at Canine, who ducks while it hits DC - PD grabs it and runs off.
SRT is shown hanging rose off the balcony by her skivvies.... NR stands below shaking his head, "Those wacky gals!". Music plays during entire opening... Sir Mix Alot's "Baby Got Back".

Camera fades off to a Summers Eve Commercial.

DC puts exlax in Roses coffee and smirks while Rose drinks it.
Canine follows Deep from room to room repeating "I Told You So"
while STL sits in the recliner reading the BBC map.
PD is at the kitchen sink pouring out all the liquor and replacing it with water and Lorraine is wandering around lost because somebody stole her bottle of bubbles.
NR is in the bathroom doing his morning paper work while Rose is beating desperately on the door....UH-OH!!!!! Eagle comes along doing her famous crotchwheels and slips in Roses crap! SRT isn't today your day for clean up duties LMAO!!!!!!

[Canine]

Hey! "Craptastic" is MY WORD! Dc stole it, DC stole it!!

And Deep, I did tell ya so!

[deepcreek]

Canine said:

Hey! "Craptastic" is MY WORD! Dc stole it, DC stole it!!

And Deep, I did tell ya so!

Well I waited all evening for you in chat last night. I was disappointed you weren't there to say it!!!

[Cinema Boxers]

CB muses over the various uses of the word "craptastic" and blasts music no one likes but her over the stereo (Read "Matisyahu" the Reggae Jewish Fellow she likes so much!)
While Canine yells, "Ya think you can HEAR that" while she looks for the rest of the exLax to hit BE4U up with it after dinner. (Soon after, Canine overwrites all CB's rewritable music with porn, causing minor friction between the two C-Dawgs. Not for long.. we sistah's stick together...and CB doesnt have serious issues with porn.)

Everyone is interrupted over dinner while Foulcan blows a patella needing an emergency run to the vet. Paris Hilton sees NR and proclaims him "Hot" and elopes - add new cast member.

We all sit disgusted while BE4U and Paris spend all evening in the bathroom crapping and posing in front of the mirror with their little dogs.

--- Later that evening, DC and Ankhu write "Go Google" on several housemates heads... Deep steals everyones cell phones, and tried to build a device like ET's to phone home - (alas, not a single speak and spell in the house.)

Fades out till the next episode.....

[Cinema Boxers]

Uh oh... opening theme song...

Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do, Whatcha gonna do...

Police are called on THIS episode. CK and SRT have gotten into it again - SRT wins... was attempted hair pulling, and no one could get a grip in SRT's cute pixie-like hair cut.

Cops are forced to pepper-spray the crowd, Canine, DC and CB inhale deeply, hoping for a slight buzz. BE4U and Vaccaro are carted off, the police just assumed they were both on crack.... Canine, CB and DC scowl - wondering how they got hooked up, but remember that they are just lacking brain cells, and go back to sniffing white out.

STL decides to hold an intervention for the flippy three, and they all realize their 'sins' and move on to better things - like binging on chocolate and twinkies.

HB is the voice of reason in this episode, and writes everyones names in sharpie on the snacks in the house, which was a VERY sore subject. Lorraine had been hiding in the bathroom sneaking everyones snacks, and ordering pizza delieveries on Deeps credit cards.

Show closes on Paris Hilton dressing her new Beau NR in his flashy new duds... Tommy Hilfinger, Calvin Klein, and has made him give up the coonhounds for a smaller, more portable breed.

(Watch previews from next week where NR tries to unsuccessfully Coon Hunt with Pomeranians, while Foulcan goes for his MACH and blows yet ANOTHER joint out.)

[Jo Jo]

lorraine said:

We need to add Jo Jo to the House!!

Thanks Lorraine!

[Horneybull]

LMAO! All I know is some won't make it the whole season...lol

[Lorraine]

Dang it all, CB - you have me figured out! LMAO St. Lorraine the Provider. LOLOLOL Just hide the wine ;D

[purfectdream]

Girls this is a funny Topic I would have a chance to stay if I was not such the under dog. not to change the subject does everyone here watch big brother ? they are having a super star big brother. well back to this topic .t he CB I believe it would be me and CK when it comes to the police being called ...jk